Brick House Parody - Ingrid and Stehle

We're the bitches, OW
We're here to party and let it all hang out
We're the bitches, OW

It all started a long time ago
they grabbed their shit
and said lets go

Katherine, Omega, Margie and Nell
said forget those bastards
they can go to hell

They're the Founding Bitches...Yeah
To them we raise our glasses, and take a sip
They're the Founding bitches...Yeah

There's a bitch I know named Elizabeth Tubbs
She hosts bitch party
and supplies the grub

She has two cousins, Donna and Kay
they rock bitch party
in their own way

To tell the truth, I ain't gonna lie
most of their skits
are about vagina's gone a rye

They're 2nd Generation Bitches...yeah
They're why we're here now
and it's to them we bow
2nd Generation Bitches...yeah

Bring your towels and toiletries
we share the shower
and pee in three's

Beer, wine, liquor, it's all the same
but Bloody Mary's
are how you start the day

Buttery Nipples are passed around
then comes the bitch chant
loud and proud

We come together each and every year
And this is how the party goes

We're the Bitches...OW
We're here to party and let it all hang out
We're the Bitches...OW

There is a bitch named Laura
with great big boobs
She's hot and sassy
and has great moves
She's Hydro(H2o) Bitch
Got real big brains
She could teach you a few things
the girls got game
She thinks she's sneaky
down in that tent
but we saw Charlie
and where he went

She's a Nympho...bitch
she's hot and horny
and loves those chains and whips
She's a Nympho...bitch

(All Together now...)
We're the bitches...OW
We're here to party and let it all hang out
We're the bitches...OW