More of Annie's Bitches

Secret Mission

About 2 a.m. Saturday night, or should I say Sunday morning, about 8 of us decided to pile into Donna's car and hang a beautifully made tampon windchime on Clyde's porch. We had to drive up with the lights off and sneak up undetected. Some of the guys at the bastard party where still up and Bob almost gave us away with his barking but we prevailed. During the sneak attack a couple calves came up behind us and scared the piss out of us, later we heard that the whole heard moved after we left, must have spooked them too.