Super Bitch Parody

I'm a very bitchy girl
The kind that likes to hate your mother
I will always let your spirits down
If you get me off my pills

Haven't had sex in days
He's tried so many different ways
When he makes way to my room it's a bad time
I'm always hard to please

Prozac couldn't do it, the girls a super bitch
Just bitched my way right through it, the girls a super bitch
I should probably be committed, the girls a super bitch
Tied up and admitted, the girls a super bitch

I'm not right, I'm not right
I'm so not right, up here

I shave my legs once a week
Enough hair to fill the sink
I haven't had a mani-pedi in three years
My feet will bring a man to tears

I've got stretch marks on my stomach
And dimples on my buttocks
Whoever said having babies equals bliss
They must have been smokin' some of this

I'm pretty fuckin' tired now, the girls a super bitch
Don't get much sleep anymore, the girls a super bitch
Husbands are pretty worthless, the girls a super bitch
If I want something done right gotta do it myself, the girls a super bitch

I've earned the right, I've earned the right
I've earned the right to be a super bitch

I'm a hot and sweaty bitch
From the hot flashes I am having
I'm pretty sure I peed my pants a little bit
Just now when i sneezed

I am oh so very gassy
Not sure if it was air that I'm passing
You might ask what the cause
Bitch its Menapause

I toss and turn at night, the girls a super bitch
Pants seem oh so tight, the girls a super bitch
My Vagina's pretty dry, the girls a super bitch
Guess I'll buy some KY, the girls a super bitch